Listen, America.

This...is childish. My mother whines about how we don't spend enough time together since we're all over the place HOWEVER when I AM home, she goes upstairs, isolates herself, and reads. READS!! Someone explain that to me. I'd truly appreciate it.
Oh and while I'm on a subject...(any subject)...I hate, hate, hate when people ask me if I like school. Of course, I put on a smile and say something dorky like "oh I love it! Eric is always here...the teachers are always here...they're great! We learn so much! I can't wait to get out in the world! I love it!" ---- What I WANT to say is "Oh you mean do I like getting up at the butt crack of dawn and slaving away within four SEAFOAM GREEN walls? Suuuuuure! Why wouldn't I! Do I love working my ass off for MAYBE tips? Of couuuurrrse! What about the early morning phone calls from Erin when you're late? Awesome. Oh...and don't let me forget how I get to spend my whole summer inside. Fucking LOVE that! And of course...of COURSE...I'm in love with the fact that I'm getting bunions from standing all day in flats or heels because we have to look so fucking cute every day. Do I love school, you ask? OF COURSE, you stupid banche." === Of course this usually only applies to clients...HOWEVER...maybe it's just because I dont' like talking about school because I'm always AT school. Ugh. I feel like I live there.
REGARDLESS...this blogging thing is so overrated. But Ima try to do better.

Kthanksloveyoubye.